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61. April survival

April 6, 2012

Gentle readers,  I haven’t been posting this week. No excuses. Rather,  an explanation…..

taxes, clutter, fun, April, yay!


60. Affairs of the Book

March 30, 2012

Books Frances Hodgson Burnett Tolstoy Dickens Kafka Austen McCaffrey Pullman Le Guin Pratchett Grisham

Here’s the story of me and books. It has all the prerequisites of a contemporary relationship: early infatuation, growing boredom, dalliance with other media, trauma, abandonment, heartbreak, and, hopefully, the slow rekindling of intimacy.

When I posted photographs of my dining room last week, Jilanne Hoffman commented on the overflowing bookshelves. She’s right: books-as-design-feature define this house, far more so then the  paint  colors or kitchen cabinets. I’ve always been surrounded by books: my parents are readers, all of the boyfriends were readers, and the Ex can’t go anywhere without a book. Fragile Blossom can’t quite read yet but all signs point toward book-worminess. Thinks-he’s-Justin-Bieber—well, he confuses me. Not that interested in books, and will also leave half a slice of birthday cake on his plate.

Alien spawn?

Or maybe he just shares my ambivalence. I used to read voraciously, and indiscriminately. As a child, I holed up in the library at recess compulsively reading and rereading Anne McCaffrey’s Dragon books, among other things. In high school, I spent rainy Saturdays with Mark Twain, Dorothy Sayers, Frank Herbert, and Shakespeare. College allowed less time for pleasure reading—but it was there I discovered Doris Lessing, Salman Rushdie, and, better late then never, Jane Austen. My two years in China allowed me to read and read like I never had before: Tolstoy, Kafka, Dickens, Cervantes, Grisham, anything I could get. Books – as a child, as a teenager, and as a foreigner, saved me.

When I started grad school, with so much assigned reading, my own choices veered light (normal, I think). I discovered the joy of reading young adult novels—something I don’t regret. I found Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy – a series of books that easily makes my Top 10. I discovered Octavia Butler, and re-discovered Ursula Le Guin. I also re-read Ms. Austen. A lot.

When I finished my coursework, I began to flirt again with heavier fiction. I joined a book club, and read Nabokov’s Pale Fire (another Top 10), and then another book club and read Edith Wharton’s Custom of the Country (another Top 10). But in each of these book clubs, I found myself reading the selected book about 20% of the time. Weird. Next…. I stopped being able to read any book that had been recommended to me.  Completely, totally, full stop. You say you liked Mark Helprin’s A Winter’s Tale? Well that’s too bad, ’cause I kinda wanted to read that….. Books recommended to me had begun to feel like a kind of pressure for which I had no space. My family learned not to give me books as gifts, unless they were to be used as fancy doorstops or coasters. Books as décor.

And then…my life fell apart. At the height of the emotional trauma, I had no problem eating (unfortunately). But I couldn’t read. I couldn’t actually handle any kind of narrative tension at all: books, movies, TV, the Sunday comics. I sat on the couch. I played Tetris. Slowly, slowly, I began to read again…. but only murder mysteries, a genre that, aside from Ms. Sayers, I had somehow missed. For a year, I consumed P.D. James, Agatha Christie and Elizabeth George, among others. Oh the joys of the predictable plot arc. For every corpse, a resolution.

Today….I am re-building trust. I’ve returned to the sci-fi and fantasy novels wherein things usually end well. Terry Pratchett has provided some much needed laughs. I have setbacks, though. I just read Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Agea page-turner whose lame conclusion has sent me running back to P.D. James. More importantly, I still haven’t gotten back to the adult books—and you know I’m not referring to porn. What I mean is—I can’t read those books where something kind of like real life might actually happen. I know I need to take risks. I know I need to practice committing again to the complicated messiness of a literary relationship—committing to the kind of book where, you actually just don’t know what’s going to happen.

I do actually know this: when I find the courage to slide my eyes down that first, second and third page, when I take an interest in a new character, when I follow the complex line of a descriptive sentence, rewards await. Many, many years ago, I neared the end of Frances Hodgson Burnett’s The Secret Garden. I closed the book, and fell backward on to my childhood bed. Would the secret be revealed? Would Archibald Craven embrace his son? Would the locked garden, once so silent, burst forth in its clamor of riotous beauty? Like the children in the book, like the walls of the garden, I couldn’t contain myself. I started squealing and jumping on the bed (bear in mind that I was 10).

I’ll get there.

I will return to books.

When I’m ready.

“And then the moment came, the uncontrollable moment when the sounds forgot to hush themselves. The feet ran faster and faster—they were nearing the garden door—there was quick strong young breathing and a wild outbreak of laughing shows which could not be contained—and the door in the wall was flung wide open, the sheet of ivy swinging back, and a boy burst through it at full speed and, without seeing the outsider, dashed almost into his arms.”

—Frances Hodgson Burnett, The Secret Garden

59. Wordless Wednesday

March 28, 2012

shift happens, bloom, flower, cherry blossom, blossom, spring

58. A list in honor of National Letting Go of Stuff Day

March 26, 2012

letting go, letting go of stuff, national letting go of stuff day, good-bye

Good-bye husband.

Good-bye house.


…broken tea pot.

…unlined face.

…hole-in-the-knee jeans.

…fear of failure.

…final bag of diapers.

…belief that losing 10 pounds would make me a better person.

…over-investment in Facebook.

…perfect-marriage fantasy.

…fear of success.

…dust bunnies.

…favorite boots chewed up by dog.

…semblance of control.

…conversations in my head with that driver who cut me off three years ago.

…conversations in my head.

…extra storage.

…computer from 1996.

…old cell phone chargers.

…broken crayons.

…stuff for Halloween project still in bag from 2 years ago.

…prince charming fantasies.

…self pity.


…small babies.

…ability to drink caffeinated coffee.

Hello world.


(National Letting Go of Stuff Day was March 22. For real.)

57. Donuts

March 23, 2012

donuts are good. bacon. rainbow sprinkles. yumAnd now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for…. It’s time to write about donuts.

Donuts are good.

I can’t say that enough.

Donuts are good.

I particularly like chocolate ones. Rainbow sprinkles add a nice kick.

I will eat stale donuts if I have to.

I will eat stale donuts even if I don’t have to, which is most of the time.

I might pull stale donuts from the garbage. You know, if it was a new bag or something. Sorry for the overshare.

Donuts are good.

I like the way the sugar rush makes me go cross-eyed.

I’d like to try a donut with bacon.

That’s it.

(Nope. No pithy meaningful conclusion. No big life insights. No self-reflection today. Move along, folks, move along.)

(Yes. I ate all three. In one sitting. Yum.)

56. Wordless Wednesday

March 21, 2012

More on the table. ‘Cause I know you wanted it. (Yes, what we all really want is the donuts. Next post…)

Dining room, dining room table, spindle leg

55. Something else

March 19, 2012

spindle leg, dining room, dining room table, antique table

I absolutely, completely refuse to write about change today (and anyway, Ann just covered it so nicely….). I’m going to write about my dining room table instead. It’s covered in  bright yellow oilcloth with strawberries and little blue flowers. The oilcloth has seen better days—it has paint splotches and rips and probably the remains of dinner still clinging to it. But it serves its purpose. It protects this old table—which sits at the heart of our house—from playdough, coffee mug rings and fork attacks. My ex-husband’s grandmother had the table custom-made in the 1930s. The blond wood has now aged to a rich caramel.  An H-shaped cross-bar connects four fat, spindle legs, which in turn rest on a small Ikea rug. Charlotte likes to hang out down there, and looking now, I see her leash (?), a red plush toy bone and a sky-blue marker. The marker is a leftover from  Fragile Blossom’s “office,” often set up under the eaves of the table.  She lies just to the side creating books and drawing her endless princess pictures. With the introduction of wi-fi to our house, I tend to use the table as my office, wedging my computer in beside the laundry, balloons, art supplies, keys, cameras, cardboard boxes, blank cd-r’s, random cords, and a crumpled lottery ticket. From here, I can hear the kids downstairs in their secret headquarters, aka the garage, from which the car has been entirely evicted. The dining room is, in general, darker then I like. Today, though, it is so bright outside that light streams through the two high windows. Dust motes and spider webs sparkle.

Did I mention that, unless we win that lottery, we have to move? It’s going to happen this summer.  Next week, maybe I’ll write about trees or movies or donuts or something.